"Prepare for trouble!"
                "And make it double!"
                "To protect our church from devastation!"
                "To unite all goodly folk within our nation!"
                "To teach the virtues of truth and love!"
                "To extend the reach of our god above!"
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                "Team Paladin, embued with the power of right!"
                "Surrender, demons, or prepare to fight!"

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                "Invited by a new age, I am the Paladin -------. Righteously at your presence."

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                "Goblins! The bane of all that is clean and fresh-smelling!"

                <I swear this was really said...>

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                "Give me justice or give me cheesecake!"

                <Same paladin as above. It's sad, isn't it?>

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Feel free to submit your own - I will credit you.